For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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