You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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