I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i think im in europe. pls send help
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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