I don't usually arrange sex via text message
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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