Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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