And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
she looked like the before picture.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Randomize
