Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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