it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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