Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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