Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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