ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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