Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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