This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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