if you like me you must not know who I am
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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