It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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