have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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