what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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