ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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