i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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