stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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