i just wanna soil my oats bro
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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