I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
