Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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