awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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