Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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