girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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