I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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