remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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