I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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