Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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