i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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