i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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