I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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