belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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