Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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