so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She's the barista slut.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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