Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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