hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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