i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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