It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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