I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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