You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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