I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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