Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
