we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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