she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My life is pants optional.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
