I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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