what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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