But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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