I wish I only lived at night.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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